Conclusion
It is the firm belief of the present authors that there should not be more than three names on an author list, and rather than appear on a longer list of authors, one should withdraw willingly. Furthermore, the remaining authors should determine an order such that the respective work of each contributor is known, whatever it is. If not, then the lack of input from the mysterious authors should be officially recognized by all journals real, imaginary, or improbable. We hope that this paper will serve as a guideline to future authors and mysterious contributors as well.